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A Welsh farmer, Osama bin Laden and an English engineer are all working together one day....?
and they come across a lantern and a Genie pops out of it. 'I will give each of you one wish, which is three wishes in total' says the Genie.
The Welshman says, 'I am a farmer and my son will also farm. I want the land to be forever fertile in Wales.'
POOOFF!
With the blink of the Genie's eye, the land in Wales was forever fertile for farming.
Osama bin Laden was amazed, so he said, 'I want a wall around Afghanistan,Israel, Palestine, Iraq and Iran so that no infidels, Americans or Brits can come into our precious state.'
POOOFF!
Again, with the blink of the Genie's eye, there was a huge wall around those countries.
The English Engineer says, 'I am very curious. Please tell me more about this wall.' The Genie explains, 'Well, it's about 500 feet high, 50 feet thick and completely surrounds the country. Nothing can get in or out; it's virtually impenetrable.'
The Brit says 'Fill it with water'
Good one!
Hope I can remember it all to tell it later on today!
Thanks for the laugh! 10/10 + *
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